abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

Snot Job

The move that defines love. One blows one's nose on a desperate male's penis, and gives him a blowjob.

oh yeah I your mum gave me a Snot Job last night. Jealous much?

by sickbastard69 September 8, 2010

snowjob

When a female gives a male a blowjob, but seconds before commencing, she puts snow/ ice cubes in her mouth. This feels weird for both participants, since the freezing sensation can cause temporary numbness in curtain spots. Enjoy.

That snowjob last night almost made my dick freeze off man.

by Yotam F October 29, 2007

Snowjob

When a someone puts his or her hand in the snow until it becomes numb, then proceeds to masterbate.

I gave myself a snowjob for Christmas

by batmandan41 June 4, 2010

Alaskan Snowjob

The act of pouring icing sugar on someone's head while they are performing oral sex on you.

Last night when I was in the kitchen the missus started giving a blowjob, so I reached for the icing sugar and totally turned it into an Alaskan Snowjob.

by •BIGGIE• August 15, 2022

Snotgobble

Rubbish.

That idiot talks a load of snotgobble.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Snowjob

When your friend, or neighbor uses their snow blower to clear your driveway.

Hey Peter just giving you a Snowjob

Did you see John give us a Snowjob? What a cool guy.

by Redsky23 February 10, 2010