snortshire

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.

by mave73 May 8, 2008

snortsky

When you crack a beer and instead of letting the foam sit at the top you snort it up you’re nose

“Aye man gimme a beer, cracks it oh bro it was shaken up!”

“SNORTSKY that shit!!”

by TheBoysss September 8, 2020

Shorthorned dribbler

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012

Snortworthy

A humorous situation that is so funny a snort accompanies your laugh.

Gary: Did I ever tell you about the time that a llama hocked a wad of spit and grass into Leigh's face?

Nick: No! What happened?

Gary: Oh, man, is that a snortworthy story!

by Peter349 December 17, 2009

snort my shit

when your mom tells you to come home but you don't want to

Mom: "Come home, its getting late and it's a school night"
Brian: "snort my shit

by coolDefBoi September 3, 2019

Spy Snort

A snort that the Spy from TF2 makes in one of his taunts.

Spy: *kills more than one enemy in 20 seconds* Hahahahahaha *snort* haha *snort*

Player: Dude, did you hear that Spy Snort?

by Sir Salad January 23, 2013

Garden State Snorter

A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.

Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter

by Evan Anthony Runfola March 17, 2022