sippopotamus

An individual who sips on their drink for an unnecessary amount of time.

Lauren has had that drink for an hour! She is such a sippopotamus.

by flammy2010 April 24, 2010

sloppopotamus

someone who drinks until blacking out, usually spotted falling over, half asleep but still trying to talk but only mumbling vulgarity, typically quite the whore and can be spotted dancing around with her crusty panties hanging out that she has worn the past week. May or may not be fat like a hippo but deffinately the grimiest bitch at the party.

guy 1: what was that girl I just danced withs name I think it was kerryann or some shit like that.

guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus

by kurbyy October 31, 2011

Strippopotamus

The token fat girl at the strip club

Me: Dude, check your six.

Taylor: The wild strippopotamus is shoving its fat rolls into that poor mans face!

Me: Looks like he's enjoying it...Although I can't see his face. I didn't know they made G-Strings in XXXL.

Taylor: It's Louisiana bro, sizes start at XL.

Me: Oh! Look man! Check out the size of its FUPA.

by The Strippopotamus October 20, 2014

Sloppopotamus

Nick Lesson

Look at Nick Lesson and his soggy short stack. He's such a sloppopotamus

by The Walrus89 October 27, 2011

Skippopotamous

A large man or woman from Skipton, North Yorkshire.

I saw Skippopotamous looking round the market.

by Dee the destroyer April 26, 2021