snew

Functioning as a noun and purportedly the past tense of "snow," the term was popularized by ufck.org poster jay. in February of 2006. Linguists speculate that the misuse might mirror the evolution of "irregardless" and imbed itself into popular lexicon.

Thankfully, it's not supposed to snow today because it sure snew a lot yesterday.

by ufck.org July 24, 2008

snew

past tense for the verb snow; to throw a shoe or have a shoe thrown at you

Man,it snew like 2' last night! Bitch, no you didn't just sit up here and snew me in the head with those stilletoes!

by Brandice February 25, 2003

Snew

adj. the coolest motherfucker in the world
or

an insult such as cum dumpster

i totally just made this up btw nbd

must be used like this-

"that snew gets it in bro"- positive
"oh fuck that snew"-negative

by Snew the Snipe January 2, 2011

Snew

In referance to sperm.

And then he got his snew all over my face!

by YourNightmare December 26, 2007

SNEW

A person who will "Shit talk" or come up with michevious acts, but when it comes down to going through with the act, they "dont walk"

-Aw man that kid said he was going to kill that girl.
-Na man, hes a Snew.

by Shteak March 19, 2009

Snew

A person wearing a purple-like shirt and dress. They easily get irritated by a "phone" making noises in class and calls people "squeakers".

Ben: I just got with Snew and she wouldn't shut up about the noises coming from the wall.
Aaron: Bro, Snew is a fucking faggot ass bitch cunt cock sucking queer.

by Gayfaggot1 December 11, 2018

Snew

The past tense of snow because who has the time to say snowed

Eileen: Yesterday it snowed so much
Esther: EWWWWW who says snowed, its snew

by @eande December 18, 2018