A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)
Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!
Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)
Person 2: There you go!
Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!
Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)
Person 2: There you go!
by CaptainMurdock June 5, 2011
Get the Devon Sneezes mug.The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.
“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
by Afm3 November 12, 2017
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by raisinpusher January 18, 2008
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Get the Sneezeism mug.when youre on the verge of sneezing and wont sneeze. most of the time it will reoccur several times in an hour, causing a hellish agony that is hard to withstand.
guy 1: hey man wanna come over today and smash some n00bs on COD?
guy 2: nah man ive been sneezetipated all day
guy 2: nah man ive been sneezetipated all day
by tridacnadisticalverium September 8, 2016
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by Illogical Son March 8, 2017
Get the Sneezphishing mug.That sense of pleasure, or relief, from finally sneezing after waiting through an entire day of waiting for that one fucking sneeze to come out.
Guy1: "Yo, dude, I just had a sneezegasm, I feel so fucking relieved now."
Girl1: "What in the fuck?"
Guy2: "Nothing better than a sneezegasm, my guy."
Girl1: "What in the fuck?"
Guy2: "Nothing better than a sneezegasm, my guy."
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