snatch patch 

The female version of "cock block". See cock block.

Ol' girl was being a snatch patch when she kept talking to my boy.

snatch patch by Don't Be A Snatch Patch February 8, 2004

Snatch Patch 

A derogatory term for all-female college Sweet Briar College, located near Lynchburg, Virginia. Sometimes used as an insult directed towards specific Sweet Briar students, but frequently used as a general statement toward the entire institution.

"Hey man, have you gone to the Snatch Patch recently?"

Snatch Patch by Anon.2007 December 14, 2008

snatch patch 

a female who acts like a bitch for no reason other than to make people miserable.

Peggy Sue left me waiting for my lunch so she could make a phone call; what a snatch patch!

snatch patch by devonshire69 November 6, 2008

snatch patch 

for a ladie who has a wee wee stain in her underwear!
or could be a period stain!

i went donw on her and the was a snatch patch in her knickers!

snatch patch by silvermanz January 1, 2007

Snatch patch 

The act of pussy blocking your female friends

Bitch I'm going to snatch patch you later... bitch. I swear you better pussy block me

Snatch patch by Steven r riyce May 18, 2016

snatch patch trimmer 

Brave person who undertakes the task of trimming the overgrown pubic hair region of a female that has gone without attention to detail of a coifed pussy.

A snatch patch trimmer uses sizzors, razzors, hedge clippers, and other necessary cutting tools to style or remove completely the hair on the pussy. Ladyscaping for females as Manscaping for males.

snatch patch trimmer by Miss sheets n giggles November 8, 2010

cabbage patch snatch 

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy

I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.

cabbage patch snatch by Bud E Love May 5, 2003