snorting piglets

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019

rib snorting funny

n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.

Alternate spelling: rib-snort

adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.

Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny

Donna: "Did you hear that joke before?"
Warren: "Yeah, it's still rib snorting funny."

by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

snortingshire

snortingshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortingshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortingshire."

synonyms: snortshire, hooverland.

by mave73 May 8, 2008

I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead

Means to be high as fuck and be seeing crazy shit everywhere.

Alyssa: "Lacey, I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead."

by MaryJaneKush May 7, 2009

you starting?

A chav term meaning "do you want ot fight"

Boy: "Hey Random chav you suck"
Chav: " you starting? I'll fucking 'av ya"

by Snowberry Glitterdust Montblanc October 26, 2005