The act of striking multiple matches, after a particular evil bowel movement; in the hope of banish the evil.
by BigSteveBrown January 04, 2013
To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
by Jennifer Suttonsworthington May 17, 2018
by thee_agrizzle July 31, 2012
The act of rubbing one's penis on around and partially in a woman's vagina. This act usually implies the non-use of a condom, therefore it is often performed in lieu of full penitration sex where the female is worried about pregnancy.
by mojoman March 21, 2005
by Kenneth Branagh February 16, 2019
A fat, fluffy, grey, lazy beast. That spends most of her time inside, curled up into a ball in front of the warmth of a fire. And has long ear hair. But most importantly is a cat the has a smudge on her right lower arm.
by Izzy.... October 29, 2018
by Hoemerica September 30, 2014