smudging

The act of striking multiple matches, after a particular evil bowel movement; in the hope of banish the evil.

I spend the whole day smudging the apartment after that All You A Eat, White Chili dinner.

by BigSteveBrown January 4, 2013

Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

smudging

When your dog drags their butt across the carpet.

Dude, your dog is smudging all over the house like a magic marker.

by thee_agrizzle July 31, 2012

smudge

The act of rubbing one's penis on around and partially in a woman's vagina. This act usually implies the non-use of a condom, therefore it is often performed in lieu of full penitration sex where the female is worried about pregnancy.

C'mon baby, I know I don't have any condoms - we could just smudge!

by mojoman March 21, 2005

Smudge

Local retard

Usually bums ‘jakes’

Whoa smudge has had that finger up his nose since this morning

by Kenneth Branagh February 16, 2019

Smudge

A fat, fluffy, grey, lazy beast. That spends most of her time inside, curled up into a ball in front of the warmth of a fire. And has long ear hair. But most importantly is a cat the has a smudge on her right lower arm.

Damn is smudge get away from the milk

by Izzy.... October 29, 2018

Smudge

Smudge (ad•jec•tive)

Meaning sloppy, gross or skank.

Boy: she's hot.
Girl: no she's not, shes a smudge!

by Hoemerica September 29, 2014