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Used as a joke or act of revenge. Smudgin is the act of wiping your dirty, bare ass on an object such as the armrest of your roomie's favorite chair, someone's car door handle, a toothbrush. Pretty much any object that would not normally have object to rectum contact. Smudgin is akin to the Texas Doily
Roger had enough of his roomie stealing his spare change for the laundry so he got his revenge by Smudgin the arm rests of his mate's recliner.
Smudgin by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

face smudging 

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.
when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.
An act of prayer among Native Americans involving the burning of sage, cedar or sweetgrass in an abalone shell, tin can, or other container that will hold the ashes safely.
The college student was expelled because the smell of his smudging was mistaken for marijuana.
smudging by gabriel-ernest November 9, 2007

Fanny smudging 

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia
I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it
Fanny smudging by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015
The risk of transferring vaginal love juice to a phone screen when texting and masturbating simultaneously
She was at risk of smudging when sexting her boyfriend.....
Smudging by Comedy_Genius May 12, 2020

beaver smudging 

When a girl with a substantial vaginal bush masturbates with hightened furiosity.
Although she accused her boyfriend of wanking too much, she herself was addicted to beaver smudging.