The organic beverage made with one single ingredient*: male sperm.
*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).
*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).
KPM: "Dude you'll know if she's naughty or not by whether she'll swallow the DNA Smoothie."
JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"
KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."
JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"
KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."
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First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.
First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.
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A smoothie (or other beverage) that is first prepared in a blender, then poured into a woman's ass. The woman then stands up, jumps up and down to mix the smoothie, pours it into a glass and drinks it.
by Sheri Santiago January 7, 2008
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Get the CL Smoothie mug.Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.
You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.
You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.
by Esab March 10, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Smoothie mug.Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
Get the Blue Haired Smoothie mug.A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.
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