Someone who doesn't wash their hands after they use the bathroom.
What a smook - I can't believe he didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom!
by Dary Seamonte December 20, 2019
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Otherwise known as nasal felching, to smook, is to clean a partners nasal cavities with your tongue.
Jim is Smooking Brenda until she sneezes in his face.
by Rocketflaps January 22, 2016
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A new way of regarding the inhalation of cigarette fumes, another way of indicating worthiness to either smoke cigarettes or coolness in general.
I have come to the conclusion that my mom thinks I smooke. She was missing her cigs when she asked me if I took them but I said I didn't. She found them in her pocket later but today she randomly comes up to me and sniffs me! I said I don't smooke but she wouldn't listen! I am now grounded! Why, God, WHY?

Damn, you ain't smooke, bizznatch!
by BigPoppaInDaHOUSE May 28, 2005
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smoking out of your ass, generally marijuana but cigarettes and cigars also can be smooked
you guys been smooking a lot this summer going to turn your asshole all black and tar filled
by Thor gets it on the floor July 22, 2006
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When a Gook smokes constantly he is a Smook.
Smoke + Gook = Smook
My clothes stink because I was standing next to a smook at the bus stop.
by Marco P October 24, 2009
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1. a person deserving of suspicion, or undeserving of trust, who arouses feelings of discomfort. e.g. a spy, tattletale, narc or informant.

2.a person who is overly loyal to the ideas of law, order, and "normalcy", so much that he may become a nuisance or even a threat.

3. an obvious pervert.
1. i think there was a smook in the crowd at the politcal rally last weekend.

2. that creepy guy in the suit at my party turned out to be a total smook, he called the cops because your brothers young friends were drinking!

3. who is that man looking at us from those bushes? we should leave, he looks like a smook.
by plaquemouth October 13, 2006
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Substituting term for Obnoxious Jackass waste of space and time
Ah my ex-wife,she's such a smook!
by jdnkotu188 September 29, 2014
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