shitasshat

One who causes, or nearly causes, an accident due to their preoccupation with their own little world due to masturbating, texting, sexting, or chewing gum while operating a motorized vehicle.

Damn, that shitasshat almost hit us!

by Celvane July 26, 2011

shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving shit.

Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."

by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

the smiths

Best. Band. EVER. 'Nuff said?

The Smiths 0wnz0rz j00.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

The Smiths

A band from the 1980's.
Morrissey is the official Pope of Mope
(my personal favorite band)

"There Is a Light That Never Goes out"
"How soon is Now?"
"Girlfriend in a Coma"
"Panic"

by Alex April 21, 2004

shitass

A person who needs to learn how to speed bridge.
Usually associated with death and obnoxiously loud microphones.

“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?”
-Anonymous, famous last words

by Thebirdman567 October 22, 2020

shitassed

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

Smita

Pure awesomeness

That was total Smita of you! Total awesomeness

by awesomechica2018 June 12, 2018