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tall ol' smitties

Small ol' Titties.

May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.

The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.

A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!

Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.

Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?

Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.

Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
by thaChamp April 3, 2010
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smartitician

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.
Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.
by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007
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To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.
Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.
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Sminting

The recreational inhalation of crushed up 'smints' mints.
We were sminting yesterday, it was so cool dude.
by JonnyRichardss October 18, 2020
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Smarties Cereal

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...
Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
by Hat-face November 8, 2011
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Smarties Smoke

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke
hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy
by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009
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Slirting

When you're trying to flirt with somebody, but also take their pants off at the same time.
Sarah was a little buzzed, and went over to Francois, and she put her hand on his belt and the slirting began
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