The Smitch

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.

You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!

by Chris337 December 16, 2008

smircc

when you when when you when the when it when when the the when

kid: smircc
other kid: 😏😏

by eyjafjaIIajökull February 20, 2022

swirch

V. to swirch: to switch to something better

I just swirched my music from Justin Beiber to MUSE!

by The Swircher October 1, 2010

Smilch

A noun describing someone who's less than or weak

That man is a SMILCH dress like a smilch

by ricorock2048 November 10, 2018

Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

by redlulubeans September 30, 2018

Smirthi

Smirthi is the best. She is the best. Legit the best.

Woah Smirthi is the best

by Uniuniunifornnn November 1, 2020

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011