by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006
Get the smegmaster mug.1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.
by the2ndflood February 29, 2008
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1. The act of performing a handjob on a penis so covered by cheese that you can't actually see the penis itself, but only a mass full of yellowish, crusted and smelly smegma cheese. Usually performed on homeless people, because only them can accumulate enough cheese cock to make this incredible fetish possible.
2. A way of masturbating yourself that try to simulate the sensation of having your penis into a vagina. Much like the well known apple pie, but instead of having your dick into an apple pie, which don't require a lot of setup, you have to put it in a whole jar of warm smegma cheese, which can be really hard and complex to get.
2. A way of masturbating yourself that try to simulate the sensation of having your penis into a vagina. Much like the well known apple pie, but instead of having your dick into an apple pie, which don't require a lot of setup, you have to put it in a whole jar of warm smegma cheese, which can be really hard and complex to get.
1. Wow, that bitch smegmasturbated me so well the other day I was actually able to see my cumshot coming from underneath my cock cheese.
2. Dude, I've been collecting my smegma in this jar for months so I can perform smegmasturbation tonight, want to see the jar?
2. Dude, I've been collecting my smegma in this jar for months so I can perform smegmasturbation tonight, want to see the jar?
by Smegmasturbation October 15, 2008
Get the Smegmasturbation mug.1. n.-One who or that which has smegma up their/its ass; punkass ; dubya ; punk ; skeez
2. adj.-Of or like a punk; having smegma up one's or its ass; in serious need of an ass-whoopin,' just for being a bitchass skeeza wannabe prez, dubya bush (and that ain' a name, that's a descriptive adjective).
2. adj.-Of or like a punk; having smegma up one's or its ass; in serious need of an ass-whoopin,' just for being a bitchass skeeza wannabe prez, dubya bush (and that ain' a name, that's a descriptive adjective).
1. That prez--that is, that skeez--in the Whitey House, he a punkass, bitchass smegmass.
2. Go on an' tell me what time it is, smegmass mutha fucka.
2. Go on an' tell me what time it is, smegmass mutha fucka.
by Rick Wilson September 30, 2003
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Get the Smegmuffin mug.The act of placing another mans boxers on one's face while masturbating, obligatory extras include listening to heavy metal while masturbating, headbanging, wearing nothing but a pair of mismatching socks and making a strange noise.
Guy 1: 'Man, I just finished smegmasking, brutal'
Guy 2: 'That's what all that noise was... wait, whose boxers did you use?'
Guy 2: 'That's what all that noise was... wait, whose boxers did you use?'
by smegmasker September 29, 2008
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