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smegmaster

appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.
Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.
by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006
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Smegmous Alagentous

1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.
I gave my girlfriend a rose of Smegmous Alagentous. She didn't think it was funny.
by the2ndflood February 29, 2008
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Smegmasturbation

1. The act of performing a handjob on a penis so covered by cheese that you can't actually see the penis itself, but only a mass full of yellowish, crusted and smelly smegma cheese. Usually performed on homeless people, because only them can accumulate enough cheese cock to make this incredible fetish possible.

2. A way of masturbating yourself that try to simulate the sensation of having your penis into a vagina. Much like the well known apple pie, but instead of having your dick into an apple pie, which don't require a lot of setup, you have to put it in a whole jar of warm smegma cheese, which can be really hard and complex to get.
1. Wow, that bitch smegmasturbated me so well the other day I was actually able to see my cumshot coming from underneath my cock cheese.

2. Dude, I've been collecting my smegma in this jar for months so I can perform smegmasturbation tonight, want to see the jar?
by Smegmasturbation October 15, 2008
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smegmass

1. n.-One who or that which has smegma up their/its ass; punkass ; dubya ; punk ; skeez

2. adj.-Of or like a punk; having smegma up one's or its ass; in serious need of an ass-whoopin,' just for being a bitchass skeeza wannabe prez, dubya bush (and that ain' a name, that's a descriptive adjective).
1. That prez--that is, that skeez--in the Whitey House, he a punkass, bitchass smegmass.

2. Go on an' tell me what time it is, smegmass mutha fucka.
by Rick Wilson September 30, 2003
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Smegmuffin

A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement
Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins
by Fyfe August 30, 2003
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Smegmask

The act of placing another mans boxers on one's face while masturbating, obligatory extras include listening to heavy metal while masturbating, headbanging, wearing nothing but a pair of mismatching socks and making a strange noise.
Guy 1: 'Man, I just finished smegmasking, brutal'
Guy 2: 'That's what all that noise was... wait, whose boxers did you use?'
by smegmasker September 29, 2008
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smegmasexual

A smegmasexual is attracted to smegma.
Chris is smegmasexual, he enjoys a light sprinkle of smegma on his Caesar salads.
by Cdt411 May 27, 2021
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