Shmegladon

Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls

“Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”

by Jaymizz December 22, 2017

Megaladong

A mans Schlong that blows away anything that John Holmes had going on. A mix between a Megaladon and a huge Schlong also known as the Dave Tedesco!

"When Jane dropped his drawers she screamed at the size of his megaladong!"

by jackhole mcgilicutty May 17, 2006

Shmegalodon

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020

Smegmalodon

You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese

Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!

Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!

Me: Call that a smegmalodon

by Geophphphph April 10, 2021

Megaladong

meaning, having a weenor 16 inches or more

Woah dude your dong is mega its like 16 inches that could be a megaladong

by megafatbuttholeboy54 September 11, 2022

Smegladon

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon

by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

megaladonk

adjective:

a round, muscular buttock of prehistoric proportions; named after the Megaladon, a prehistoric marine creature known to have the most powerful bite in history.

a megladonk is said to be categorized better than a donk but less amazing than a sauroposeidonk; which is the classification of an amazing, plump epitome donk

Man 1: "Did you see girl over there?"

Man 2: "No.. (pauses to look...) OMG WTF WOW, that's a megaladonk.."

by royoroy October 22, 2012