Spamalot

A musical based off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the first act, men have two very small fish and slap the women across the cheeks a few times with them. But don't worry- justice is served when the women pull out much bigger fish and knock the guys down, humiliating them.

Rick: "I just saw Spamalot last night."
Jacob: "How was it?"
Rick: "Hilarious. Btw dude, don't ever slap a woman with a fish; she will slap you back even harder with a bigger fish."

by Rwdnededm.dnqw,ndkqek31ehi23he September 5, 2013

Shmarmalope

(n) Someone who constantly views all problems as being rediculous, a dumbass.

Jeffrey is a total Shmarmalope, and refuses to solve even the most basic problems

by peterthegreat December 20, 2004

Smarmot

1. A smarmy marmot.

2. A repulsive stepmother

My God, that person is utterly revolting! What a smarmot!

by Tilly Brown January 9, 2006

smarmaloney

(1) Sandwich meat that is WAY past it's expiration date: has a funky smell, a slimy coating, and is not fit to be eaten.
(2) A lie that a smarmy person tells you.
(3) Rotten meat

That lying buffoon is so full of smarmaloney, I don't believe a word he says.

by NoLoKarmaShow September 17, 2013

Shmarmalite

A snake in the jungle on Naked And Afraid

They said their might be some hear, them shmarmalites.

by Tori-no January 14, 2015

smarmalade

smexy marmalade

"OH Martha Give me that smarmalade"

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013

smashalotapus

n. A man that has sex with many women with no regard to their age, race or religion.

Bob: Man, Lee can really pull it down.....

Tom: Yeah, he's a smashalotapus

by San Miguel November 6, 2008