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elusive snapping pussy

A special type of pussy that only a few women have, this pussy can clamp down on a dick or milk it dry by the sisters muscle control over her genitalia, a pussy that when it has aged and matured becomes a widow maker pussy for the danger it poses to the men who are lucky(?) enough to get it.

This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.

Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.

Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.

Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.

For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
Don't mess with her cause I hear she's got that "ESP", aka the elusive snapping pussy", that pussy that will make you slap your momma and leave your wife.

This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"

"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"
by Mr. Reccaabich March 28, 2012
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slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.
Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch
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Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
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The saplings

The saplings are a community of subscribers from a YouTuber called InTheLittleWood, also known as Martyn.
A "sapling" is what Martyn calls his subscribers.
All the saplings are in the server.
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holy snapping duck shit!

Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).

Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:
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Smalling

Another way of saying something shrinking, or going limp as in interest in a humorous way.
Being defined as losing interest in something, deflating.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.
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pimp slapping

The act of smacking a nigger bitch in her face, really hard.
Did you hear that Chris Brown was pimp slapping, that nigger bitch, Rhianna.
by omegs greek March 2, 2009
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