Shurtleffed

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005

slurdledurdle

to suck dick

Man my girl gave me some good slurdledurdle last night.

by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

Slutlery

Utensils such as knives, forks, and spoons used by women having frequent casual sexual relations with different partners; indiscriminate in the choice of sexual partners.

Once Moitoyra picked up the cutlery off the table, the other onlookers refused to touch it, afterwards as it was then considered slutlery due to her promiscuous nature.

Moitoyra: "I'ma eat ma cheezeburga with ma cutlery becuz I'm proper like dat"
Daroizio: "No you nawt nigga biatch, you'ze gunna use yo slutlery"

by CockBlocker January 18, 2006

slubtle

Wanting some action (being "slutty"), in a subtle fashion.

Going up to a cutie at the bar and telling them without shame that you want them is NOT very slubtle- just slutty.

by Beth and Irvin January 6, 2008

Slubtle

Subtly slutty.... just a meshing of those two words

Her brightly coloured bra showing through her white top was a little slubtle.

her oversized top kept slipping down her shoulder revealing her smooth skin and lack of brastrap.. very slubtle.

by Superslubtles June 3, 2011

squrtle

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.

Babe want to try squrtle tonight

by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003