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Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.
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SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)
by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010
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Dick-slurping run

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.
Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater
by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014
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Slurpindickular

When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.
Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.
by will bitten October 4, 2018
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slurpin the doodi p

the act of having a soon to be ex girlfriend,who you found out cheated on you,give you a blow job after you have had anal sex with another women.cleaning your penis off after the analsex is not allowed.telling the ex priceless.
Bitch wants to cheat on me ,well she soon will be slurpin the doodi p.
by joe zee April 26, 2007
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Slumin

When a guy boost his Ego by deliberately partying in an atmosphere filled with insecure and less attractive women. These women are often not as picky and less likely to say no!
I'm definitely going Slumin this Sunday at the Poetry Slam, because I got rejected way too many times the last time I went clubbing.
by mr. facebook February 16, 2010
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Occupational Slumming

Taking a job that is beneath a person's education or skill level as a means of retreat from adult responsibilities and/or avoiding possible failure in one's true occupation.
Although he was trained to be an architect, Hank took a job at Burger King instead because he didn't believe he'd be able to design a building that anyone would be interested in financing. His parents were disappointed by Hank's obvious occupational slumming.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 28, 2010
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sluppin

When a friend gets lazy and doesn't uphold prior commitments.
Man, ever since Berkeley left, Ben's been sluppin

Your place is a mess, I would come over but u sluppin
by snapchatot January 23, 2016
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