louisville slugger

when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.

Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.

by phil johnson June 20, 2006

Bourbon Slugger

Chugging bourbon (Preferably Kentucky Gentlemen) straight from the handle.

Phrase stems from the South (Kentucky) and is a great tool for hazing pledges.

Chaser not included.

"Pledge! Bourbon Slugger now!"

"But I don't wanna, I'm so dru-"

"Do it!"

by TheA$$Man August 9, 2010

slugger

Slugger - A slang term used to tell someone to chill the hell out in a humorous way.

" Whoa calm down slugger "

by []D.[].[]\/[].[]D September 24, 2003

Milwaukee Slugger

A Milwaukee Slugger is achieved by loading a womans anus with ping-pong balls, baseballs, anal-beads, or even softballs??? (ouch) and then using your dick as a bat, through the vaginal wall, to knock the balls "out of the park."

Mike was giving me a Milwaukee Slugger last night, I can barely walk.

by Mark Weber June 20, 2007

slugger

lit. baseball bat...Louisville Baseball Bat Brand

Claude smashed the crap out of his boyfriend with his slugger.

by Damn Slugger April 20, 2005

Double Slugger

Someone who sucks off two guys at the same time.

Hey Matt, Want to go for a Double Slugger with two strangers in the park this evening?

by VFX Pro May 27, 2010

Tijuana Slugger

The act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your ass.

Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!

Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?

Person 1 - No...

Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...

by Stryker916 November 21, 2011