slover

a word combining the words "sleep" and "over"...its just the best.

hey, wanna slover my house friday night?

-yeah totes!!

by blablahhhaha November 21, 2010

snowverreact

A media hyped response to upcoming snowfall where people irrationally panic about the impending storm. Typically accompanied by school, work and road closings before the snow has even begun to fall. Frequently, the snowverreaction is followed by a lower-than-forecasted accumulation.

The news headlines claiming the blizzard of the century was coming caused everyone to snowverreact and shut down everything before the snow even began to fall.

by barry769 February 22, 2011

slowered

Something being slowed down

I was being too productive at work today so I slowered my working pace

by nebbul November 9, 2016

showverload

n. A condition experienced by television and video entertainment viewers when faced with an overwhelming amount of programming and/or content which they must search through to find something to watch. In acute cases, subjects will experience significant discomfort and may begin the search for alternative entertainment platforms.

“I was so showverloaded last night, I spent 20 minutes trying to find a 30-minute show to watch.”

“Mary decided to avoid showverload, and read a book.”

"I experienced the worst showverload of my life last night, after spending 20 minutes trying to find a movie to watch with my husband. The cure was a good old game of scrabble."

by SeaChange International December 20, 2018

slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

slowler

If somethinng is described as "slower" it means it is SO slow that to simply describe it is to speak in an unbelievably slow manner, slurring your words, to accomodate the utter slowness of the object, person, thing, etc in question.

Variations include: slowl, slowlish.

1. Could you be speaking any slowler?

2. That grandmother is moving so slowlish!

by IgIg August 11, 2006