slomp

How one sits at the computer.

Luke slomped (or *was slomping*) at the computer.

by Jiblob August 5, 2006

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

slomp top

The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.

"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."

by bones4436 April 9, 2010

Swamp Slomps

A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.

That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS

by Joey Slomps April 21, 2011

Slomp

To Excessively slurp and suck on food out of enjoyment or pleasure

We made Ramen and sushi and Dave totally Slomped on everything
"Yo no need to slomp on your food like that"

by K0alaPanda July 15, 2022

Slomp

Anything you want it to be.

“You look very slomp today”
“That wasn’t very slomp of you”
“You sack of slomps”

by Jorinica September 1, 2019

slomp god

your seeing this if you cant spell Slump god who is greatest known but his best song Faucet Failure

slomp god is terrible at GTA v

by DaltonThePigeon December 5, 2020