Slomp 

Anything you want it to be.

“You look very slomp today”
“That wasn’t very slomp of you”
“You sack of slomps”

Slomp by Jorinica September 1, 2019

Slomp 

Synonym for sperm often used by anthropomorphic unicorns in the popular cartoon show Regular Show

I just made some Blue Jay drink my slomp!

Slomp by Black God of Destruction June 27, 2021

Slomp 

To Excessively slurp and suck on food out of enjoyment or pleasure

We made Ramen and sushi and Dave totally Slomped on everything
"Yo no need to slomp on your food like that"

Slomp by K0alaPanda July 15, 2022

Slomp 

A small particle in an atom, slowing down light frequencies and causing colors to happen. Slomp is an acronym for Slow-mow particle.

Slomp is so slow, ugh!

Slomp by MagicianSceintist August 24, 2022

slomp top 

The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.

"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."

slomp top by bones4436 April 9, 2010

slomp god 

your seeing this if you cant spell Slump god who is greatest known but his best song Faucet Failure

slomp god is terrible at GTA v

slomp god by DaltonThePigeon December 5, 2020

Slamposium 

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.

While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.

Slamposium by Chiever feat. Five Dolla January 27, 2012