sliced

Yet another slang term for a circumcised penis.

He wasn't Jewish but he'd been sliced when he was a baby.
His cock was so nicely sliced that I couldn't stop myself!

by urbanboi July 7, 2009

sliced

a more accurate way of telling someone that they just got a chop. or another way of telling someone they just got shamed.

guy 1: ow you didnt even give that 20 bucks you owed me yesterday!

guy 2: yes i did!

*guy 1 checks in his wallet to find 20 dollas*

guy 2: shame! you just got sliced!

by geekyPINKfool August 3, 2010

sliced

a really fly guy that you think is fine

check out that hottie, he's sliced

by ashleigh williams April 20, 2008

Sliced

Indecisive. Can’t make up your mind so you might as well get all of the above.

I’m so sliced, should I get the apple or cherry pie?

by vickid22 September 27, 2019

Sliced

overly high or inebriated.

That Don Julio Blanco had me sliced last night twin!

by JIGGYANON January 30, 2024

Sliced

to say someone is unpleasant to look at

yo telvin, you sliced!

by Adheem March 4, 2026

sliced bread

the best thing since the printing press.

1500's guy: "thats the best thing since the printing press."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."

by WoZouNiDeMaMa December 10, 2009