Sextation

Sextation is a travel experience, such as a vacation, where the primary recreational activity happens to be engaging in sex with your significant other. It can also be used when there isn't an official vacation, but one is staying at home. Similar to a stay-cation, you don't need to leave home to enjoy the many benefits. It usually implies that the sex is extended, over a day or more, like a vacation, but a sextation.

Oh my God, my new BF is so hot! We didn't leave his house for three days - it was like a total sextation -three nights, and four days. All inclusive. I need a vacation!

by Funny Moms May 16, 2016

Sextardation

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.

Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009

Sexting

A very crude way to get your partner or yourself sexually aroused, typically done through explicit text or suggestive photos, at times even nude. Whereas sallying is the same, but better!!!

Lola: omg you'll never guess what happened!! I was sexting with John last night and he sent me a picture of his dick!
Julia: Ew, sexting can be so gross. You should find a good guy who can sally you! it's the same, but even better!

by W&R September 10, 2011

Sexting

Where teens send pictures of themselfs naked on their phones and everyone finds out.

"Dude, did you hear Mary is SEXTING now..."

by juju123 March 11, 2009

Sexthargic

That feeling when you have no energy to spare except for the act of having dirty greesy sex

Pete said he was feeling sexthargic today so the only thing he'll get out of bed for is some poon

by Hanry&Vlad November 25, 2011

sexth gear

That little extra burst of energy, you deliver to your partner as they tell you they "are comming". When you hear those glorious words, you kick it up a notch. Open the clutch, and throw it into "sexth gear". We've all done it!

".....feeling her thighs closing in on my neck, I knew what I was about to hear. As the words poured out of her mouth, I threw it into "sexth gear" and listened as she screamed away.........."

by srossyo December 16, 2009

sext claw

Sext claw might not be a diagnosis, but many deviant individuals have definitely felt the pangs of sexting, typing, or browsing pornsites. From a visual standpoint, it's the pain you get throughout your wrist and hands, after constant use or masturbation. Sometimes this can lead to cramping, which in turn can cause blue balls, bitching, a decline in motivation, and the loss of busting a nut. It can actually make hand jobs from yourself or other people, seem to be out of the question or just more difficult to complete.

Hey Lisa! I heard one of your trick's didn't have enough for a quickie, right? No Pam. I was in too much pain from a sext claw halfway through, and just told him it was on the house.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me May 17, 2018