Sleep
Proper Noun - s le' p
Kinda llike a drug but you're hooked at birth. As you grow older and worked f*%#ed up hours and invest in a life, you go through withdrawl.
Withdrawl Symptoms:
Heavy eye lids, tired muscles, confusion, boredom, being on the computer at 3:00am (after work), watching reruns of the 10:00pm news.
Treatment:
Well. there are three ways we can go with this;
1. Kicking the habit: Continue with withdrawl. soon enough you'll replace your blood with bawls, jolt, or coffie. You may go crazy, but you'll have more time on your hands.
2. Overdose: Keep your funny hours at work. When you get home from work on Friday, just crash on your bed and sleep right through the weekend.
3. Work around it: Ask for different hours at work. When your boss laughs in your face, reffer to methods 1 and 2.
Side affects of taking Sleep include:
Refershed feeling, more energy, better attitude towards life, better pefromance in the workplace, addiction.
Kinda llike a drug but you're hooked at birth. As you grow older and worked f*%#ed up hours and invest in a life, you go through withdrawl.
Withdrawl Symptoms:
Heavy eye lids, tired muscles, confusion, boredom, being on the computer at 3:00am (after work), watching reruns of the 10:00pm news.
Treatment:
Well. there are three ways we can go with this;
1. Kicking the habit: Continue with withdrawl. soon enough you'll replace your blood with bawls, jolt, or coffie. You may go crazy, but you'll have more time on your hands.
2. Overdose: Keep your funny hours at work. When you get home from work on Friday, just crash on your bed and sleep right through the weekend.
3. Work around it: Ask for different hours at work. When your boss laughs in your face, reffer to methods 1 and 2.
Side affects of taking Sleep include:
Refershed feeling, more energy, better attitude towards life, better pefromance in the workplace, addiction.
Sleep by KayJay_RJY6EK November 30, 2004
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