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Sleep

sleep
/slēp/
noun
1. A condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.
Humans need sleep not only for physical heath but also mental health.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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Sleep

The one paradise life can offer that takes no effort, free trial of death.
Imma just sleep now.
by Alexisalsoagirlsname February 5, 2020
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Sleep

What school prevents you from getting
Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"

Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.

Teacher-"Well go to bed early"

Jimmy-"falls asleep again"

Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"

Jimmy-"dies on the inside"
by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 14, 2022
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Sleep

"Hey i actually got sleep"
by A FUCKIN DUCK March 12, 2017
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Sleep

Sleep is something that I do not get. Sleep is good for the people that can, but some people have insomnia and cannot sleep for the life of them.
Did you get any sleep last night?”
“Nope, just like every other night...”
by Red Shady March 10, 2018
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Sleep

Sleep ?? What’s that again
by Spottybob May 9, 2018
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Sleep

Sleep is the ability that gives energy to to animals and humans and this ability is most commonly used at night . In order to use this ability you need to close your eyes and RELAX. everyone unlocks this ability at level 1 (at the start of life).
It is also used when someone is really tired after a long day of wanking at himself in the mirror!
-Yooo I am really tired I should probably get some sleep
-NO please keep WANKING at yourself in the mirror
-Okay

*keeps wanking*
by I fuck gays (noHOMO) June 8, 2019
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