speenis

when your clone travels in time, from the future and faster than the speed of light, to cross pee streams with you.

Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation as John Conner had too much to drink before traveling back in time and gave Edward Furlong a speenis.

by Speenis Man August 10, 2009

sweenis

when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting

"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"

by Scott June 23, 2004

Sheenis

When a guy spreads a line of cocaine on his dick for a girl to snort. This is generally done before a blowjob.

This term arises from the actor Charlie Sheen, who is famous for his rampt use of the drug and association with hookers.

Girl: Why is your dick white?

Black Guy: What? Haven't you ever seen a Sheenis?

Girl: ...

Black Guy: Winning! *thumbs up*

by Fen*Pen September 20, 2011

Sheenism

The practice of worshiping the actions of Charlie Sheen, believing in winning

I have been great at everything since I conformed to sheenism.

by TDawesome April 7, 2011

sleepish

To be used in place of sleepy(1), or when you are a mix of bored and sleepy(2), or when you're zoned out(3).

1) on aim: yo, im getting pretty sleepish here, gonna go get readyfor bed.

2)dude....I'm getting kinda sleepish...we should totally do something

3) girl1: OMG. did you see what a slut she is? and...blahblahblah...are you even listening?
girl2: huh? sorry..im really sleepish

by dots1228 May 29, 2008

Sheenis envy

the envy of all that is winning, you don't have tiger blood, you can't party like Charlie, you have no Goddess.....you are a troll

Chuck Lorre has an extreme case of Sheenis envy

by tgib April 1, 2011

sneenis

First coined by Stephen Colbert, a sneenis is a penis that is actually capable of sneezing.

The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.

Jon Kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his penis. He calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement

by MarcusDonovinius June 30, 2011