Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update
really? idgetory status update
by theheem April 24, 2019
Get the Idgetory Status Update mug.A Facebook reference that occurs when someone comes to you with something that happened a long time ago and is really old.
"But I thought you were working on a novel?" Nameless, uninformed person asks.
"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
by Charmayne K. April 13, 2010
Get the update your status mug.An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
by Take 2 June 5, 2014
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(masculine form)
1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.
(feminine form)
1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
(masculine form)
1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.
(feminine form)
1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
CEO: Johnson, bring me the resume of that young lady who interviewed the other day.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.
by HatesFBUpdaters February 4, 2010
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1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.
Status Updasterbate: "Getting back in the groove again this morning. Feeling the burrrn!"
Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"
Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"
by Guitaros October 22, 2013
Get the Status Updasterbate mug.A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.
This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.
This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.
by kinger22 June 20, 2011
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