To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
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Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.
Ooh so good!
Ooh so good!
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Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.
Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.
Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.
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After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.
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The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying
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They often talk about how they would kill someone.
The 1% of time they dont win, is when they are arguing with other people why they are right
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They often talk about how they would kill someone.
The 1% of time they dont win, is when they are arguing with other people why they are right
That slytherdor is wierd, they just asked me if i would rather use an icicle or liquid nitrogen, or a knife to kill someone.
(And they would say liquid nitrogen because it would look cool)
(And they would say liquid nitrogen because it would look cool)
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