slapdick

Someone who is equal parts dunce and douche-bag.

Someone who has nothing to offer.

I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.

Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.

by AmandaHugankiss April 24, 2010

slapdick

an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for

" Yeah, it's a good company, but there web designer must be a slapdick... site sucks! "

by XePhA88 July 30, 2003

Slapdick

According to Coach Jason Brown from Netflix's Last Chance U - A person who does dumb shit and knows better, but simply cannot help him/herself. Someone who does dumb shit continuously, in a non-malicious manner.

Johnny is late for practice every day. That slapdick needs to start showing up on time.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Slapdick

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

Trent Richardson is a slapdick for allowing his friends and family to have account to his bank account . He is also a slapdick for ignoring his bank account for 10 months while his friends and family withdrew $1.6 million.

by Bearmonster96 May 26, 2017

Slapdick

A "slapdick" is simply that guy or that girl, who thinks he/she is all that. Some dude walks in a party with a fake tan, popped collar and acts like they know everything about everything, yet not one person there cares what they have to say, gives them attention or wants them there.

"Yo who brought that slapdick to the party?"
"What a slapdick"

by BNMA March 19, 2010

slapdick

A pain in the ass. Lazy SOB. Who depends on GPS to get around and Makes most Mentally Retarded people seem normal.

Dana Nichlos , Joe Bob

Joe-Bob is such a fucking slapdick

by T Dizzle Boi July 24, 2007

slapdick

game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.

My balls were bruised during slapdick.

by Toke1 April 27, 2006