Ass Sandwhich

Another name for a shit sandwhich

Man 1: Did you smell that dudes breath?

Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich

Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich

Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole

by I got you back July 12, 2009

titty sandwhich

when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts

scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy

by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009

cock meat sandwhich

Given by the guards to the prisoners, by making the prisoners sucking their cocks. Used in the movie Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

I was once received a Cock Meat Sandwhich by a guard named Big Bob.

by Manny Fresh Lima May 9, 2008

Sandwhich Artist

A musician with no musical talent. The type that makes you go "WHAT THE HELL MAKES THEM AN ARTIST?" Derived from the ridiculous term subway uses for their employees.

"Wayne isn't an artist....he's a sandwhich artist."

by the hashtronaut June 30, 2012

Croissant Sandwhich

When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".

Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!

Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!

Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*

Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!

by Is it that obvious? November 26, 2009

smangwich

Is a sandwich you eat while smangin a chick from behind. You can rest it on her back. Shit, if you have one of them baller ass tempurpedic beds you have your drink on the side too.

smangwich=sandwhich+smang

by Kaylngetssmangwiched.com February 19, 2012

shit sandwhich

An unfavorable situation or dilema.

I knocked up my best friend's wife. What a huge shit sandwhich.

by berserker256 May 18, 2003