Shampooper

A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111

That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.

by sovrac August 18, 2013

shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.

Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.

by katrinarobin June 16, 2011

Shampooed

Definition for drunk.

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"

by yum-yum October 11, 2008

slampoo

When you are taking a poo and the shit hits the water and splashes your ass

Aubrey: Shit I heard jack had a slampoo last night!!

by Graubrey September 19, 2016

Shampooëren

Shampooëren is Dutch for washing your hair. You can wash anything, 'shampooëren' is more specific. When Dutch people use 'shampooëren' in a message, the receiver of the message immediately knows they're washing their hair.

English

Koen: Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late!
Rosanne: Just 30 more minutes, I still need to wash my hair (shampooëren).

Dutch

Koen: Ben je bijna klaar? Zo komen we nog te laat!
Rosanne: Nog een halfuurtje, moet m'n haar nog shampooëren.

by Helmop January 22, 2018

Shampoodead

Look how easy me mek a word breda a bean duh dis.

Shampoodead believed anything he saw on the internet.

by Beenie33 November 2, 2018

Shampooted

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.

That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.

by Momotash May 16, 2020