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slammered

being slammed and hammered at the same time.
a case of high life and 4 red bull and jagers will get you slammered.
by bitch ho September 21, 2003
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When an asshole friend in the front seat rolls his window down when the car is approaching a large puddle do that friend in backseat gets hit by a wave of water entering the front window.
Hey asshole you just slammered me.
by Sullivan - Sigma Nu May 13, 2008
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dude, he drank vlad and got slammered, now his moneymaker is ruined
by the short train April 17, 2010
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Slammered

The point at which an individual has consumed so much alcohol they cannot keep it together anymore.

Sloppy+Hammered=Slammered
After that last game of beer pong Susy couldn't walk straight, put a sentence together, or keep herself off anyone. Totally slammered.
by w0rdchef January 26, 2011
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Slammered

A cross between Slammed and Hammered. Being more drunk then drunk. A state of being destroyed. Another way of saying something is Fk'ed up.
Man we were chilling with these hotties and you messed it all up by getting slammered.

New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.

You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.
by Twisted T. December 31, 2012
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When you are so drunk you are both “slammed” and “hammered
“I drank too much man, i’m totally slammered”
by #soslamed February 16, 2024
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Hammer slammered

The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.

Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.

This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.

Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012
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