Slatington

A small rural town in East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes. The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert fireman holding a baby.

I am a child molester so I went to Slatington.

I have a fat woman fetish so I went to get me some action in Slatington.

by death2qwerty January 24, 2005

slashington

to take a leak, usually after the consumption of alcohol in a pub, bar, club.

i`ll be back in a minute, im gonna chuck a slashington in the corner where no one can see me.

by Designated K.E.G. January 5, 2008

Slamington

V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.

N. statement of displeasure.

This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne

"I dropped my lamington, slamington!"

by James November 15, 2003

Slatington

A town that has a large central that doesnt breathe. Have been trying to get what the word "bounce" means since the early 1900's. Through years have coxed their jolly neighboring town and fought with them over school money, forcing the best of the folk's kids to freeze and walk past an opened crazy assylum on a main road after school and then not walk with side walks while strange drivers pull up to them and ask them if they want a ride. This was due from them shoving money up their ass so they can make a bike track to let their fat asses take off and fly. They don't like the look of student safely walking home, instead they try to make tramp trains along with very ill and adle fingers.

Well I might not feel, so maybe I better take a good long trip down a fingered up fitness trail in Slatington

by europopian April 22, 2009

butt saggington

Gerp <3
A lapdancer, Stripper and will be your girlfriend for only $5

"Butt Saggingtong, will you be my girlfriend?"
"Yes for $5. hand it over"
"I love you Butt Saggington"

by BoopDeDoop September 30, 2013

Slatington

The absolute worst town in Pennsylvanias lehigh County this town has a shitty school with a bunch of either rednecks, white bitches, or wannabe gang bangers. Slatington has a 300lb legless woman that zips around on a moped. This garbage town has a pretty decent football team but that doesn't make up for the copious amounts of heroin addicts. The only thing to do in slatington is honestly just off yourself at that point because it's just not worth living in this hic town. Homeless pedophiles are abundant in this terrible small town. The only thing to do here is go to turkey hill and overdose on the crack that the junkie gave you.

Joe: "I wanna kill myself everytime I visit that shitty town slatington."

Bob: "Same."

by Poopybuttstinker1984 December 22, 2022

KKK of Slatington

A very big elite group of people that, against the law, follow or worship the KKK culture in Slatington, Pennsylvania. They are not afraid to hang out, think they can mind control and use use a victim that they will kill later on. So they will try to make the victim feel good so they can figure out a not so obviouspath of cannibalization. They will talk and use aprocess of communication that the victim has no access to. Their neighbors are New Jersians. If you are not Arian they will accept you as a slave intil they can figure out a punishment for you. If you are not arian they will provoke you and try to manipulate. They think they can mind control and do these things but they do not succeed since this is America after all. Sources of detective work and the secret government find everyone of the lazy fat pesky rats and they all receive the punishment they are willing to send.

The teacher of northern lehigh was arrested after a student found a nazi guideline notbook in his desk drawer entitled " KKK of Slatington."

Ashley signaled she was in the KKK of Slatington by drawing a nazi sign on her paper and another student glanced and leaned.

High school football players of the KKK of Slatington started chanting their ritual killing call excludinng any afrocan or spanish into the click.

The whole town is invloved with the KKk of Slatington as they recently abused a helpless blonde skinny italian girl and overdosed her on mecine hidden in her drink at a party.

by what the fuck seriously April 27, 2011