Skumping

The act of taking a dump while on Skype.

Admit it, you have found yourself on the phone while on the crapper. Skumping is the evolution of this act.

by Miami_Bach_Party January 22, 2012

skump

When you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.

Also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.

" I just skumped the bowl"

by thom sounder December 9, 2008

Skumping

having video sex(humping) while on skype.....skumping
Playing with your self on video chat(skype)

I heard my roommate Jane skumping with her boyfriend....I guess they miss each other so much......

by 40Forty March 26, 2011

skump

A skeet-dump, when one jerks off while taking a dump. This person finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.

Bro you were in the bathroom really long were you skumping.

by skumpboy87 April 13, 2017

skump

Skump is short for "skateboard pump", since skateboard pumping and longboard-skateboard technology has rapidly advanced since the 1970's - along with those changes is a new breed of distance-pumping skateboarder.

Skump sessions can be casual 5- to 10- mile pump cruises on flat bike / rollerblading trails, or a 26-mile all-out marathon, where a gyrating, pumping motion is the primary means for moving the skateboard forward!

Check out skumping.com for articles, videos, and current information on this growing niche of skateboard pumping.

To skump endlessly, is to reach nirvana. -Mahatma Gandhi

by James Peters May 1, 2006

skump

dried semen on ones clothing

is that skump on your pants, brianny

by long schlong silver March 15, 2004

skump

to be or act like a ganster or a black person

that dog be skump as hell yo

by ian or GODtm May 30, 2005