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Skort

A hybrid between a skirt and shorts. Often sold at Gap Kids instead of a real skirt for want of seeming non-risque. Often worn by individuals who are: a)Afraid of flashing someone thus embaressing themselves b)Hopelessly uncool c) doesn't HAVE any skirts to wear so they ATTEMPT to look cool through the wearing of a skort. And remember children, skorts are,and always will be, a fashion faux pas.
Word for the Wise: NEVER wear skorts at a fab summer barbeque. It's social suicide.
by MythKid07 January 20, 2006
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Skorts

A Skort is a Skirt that has shorts in them that are attached
OMG have you seen those Skorts they are so pretty
by JAPATI WARRIOR June 7, 2018
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[Skort]

An older woman (Cougar-like)who's legs are too rippled and veiny for a convential skirt so she wears a skort to cover the cheese and purple leg vines.
Joe: I was at the Swizzle and saw Justin hitting on a skort.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.
by Jfass May 8, 2008
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skort

A MALE SKIRT. legit. like I shite you not, don't listen to what other people tell you. we have to learn how to be inclusive to men. men can wear skirts, too (fyi, i swear on my beauty sleep that i'm a girl)
that guy over there has such a nice skort
by mickeymouse.hubby May 22, 2023
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Shirt skort

Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said

“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.
Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.

Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.
by Peanut butter baby June 27, 2022
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Skort

A phrase used to describe the action of throwing a large object. Also can be used as slang when tappin dat fat ass.
Example 1- "Holly picked up the large rock and skorted it at her husband's stupid face for breathing too loud."

Example 2 - "Laquan took dat bitch in the alley and proceeded to skort her silly. She be limpin sideways when he's through."
by NunyaBizznatch July 24, 2019
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Skort Gazzer

A person (usually a man) that looks up a person's (usually a woman) skort when he/she uses the restroom.
"God, Trevor is such a skort gazzer! I just caught him peeking while i was peeing!"
by Pacoman444 February 8, 2010
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