A hybrid between a skirt and shorts. Often sold at Gap Kids instead of a real skirt for want of seeming non-risque. Often worn by individuals who are: a)Afraid of flashing someone thus embaressing themselves b)Hopelessly uncool c) doesn't HAVE any skirts to wear so they ATTEMPT to look cool through the wearing of a skort. And remember children, skorts are,and always will be, a fashion faux pas.
by MythKid07 January 18, 2006
by JAPATI WARRIOR May 20, 2018
An older woman (Cougar-like)who's legs are too rippled and veiny for a convential skirt so she wears a skort to cover the cheese and purple leg vines.
Joe: I was at the Swizzle and saw Justin hitting on a skort.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.
by Jfass May 8, 2008
A MALE SKIRT. legit. like I shite you not, don't listen to what other people tell you. we have to learn how to be inclusive to men. men can wear skirts, too (fyi, i swear on my beauty sleep that i'm a girl)
by mickeymouse.hubby May 22, 2023
Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said
“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.
“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.
Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.
Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.
Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.
by Peanut butter baby June 27, 2022
A person (usually a man) that looks up a person's (usually a woman) skort when he/she uses the restroom.
by Pacoman444 February 9, 2010
The moment you realize, via some form of movement or change in perspective, the girl you thought was wearing a really short skirt is actually wearing a skort, much to your dismay. You thought you were going to see panties or some bootie, but no, it’s shorts under there.
Man I got skorted so hard last night. There was this pretty little thing dancing up on the bar and I thought she was going to treat us all to an up skirt but then bam! Skorted!
by Good One Sean November 30, 2020