skootawoo

when you are excited to go do something and you can’t explain it in words.👍🏼

*is excited to go do something*
SKOOTAWOO!

by jujuuu ! July 3, 2019

Skooter

A person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.

Melanie spent most of her life sitting around the house all day thinking of ways to hurt people and trying her best to look hot in the hopes of getting attention of all the males around her.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.

by CrumBumMidgetPants February 16, 2010

spoontard

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

by spoontard March 21, 2009

Spoontagonism

To partake or hold certain beliefs in the following of the mighty Mr Spoon. ie Spoontagonist meaning a follower of the Spoon cult

Mr Spoon being Grunge Legends from Pembrokshire, WalesSpoontagonism is in no way violent as the name might suggest, quite the opposite infact, Spoontagonist's promote love and good vibes.

by Billious Fog December 14, 2010

skoon dog

A dog that is very old, or a dog that is crippled

The dog grew old over the years and lost his leg and became a skoon dog.

by El Smockito April 12, 2005

soon™

Often used sarcastically, with the implication that something may not happen as "soon" as suggested.

Commonly used by video game manufacturers when announcing something that is in the works that may not yet have a predicted release time frame.

The newest update for -insert video game series here- will be released soon™.

by Audrec January 24, 2017

soont

An alternate way of calling someone a cunt. Used when talking about people in third person and is also used as a friendly insult to use with mates. The word is based off the word cunt having a soft c. Say it like it's accented, not like "soon"t.

Give me back my polar bear ya soont
Oi soonts, lets go to the pub
That guys a fucking soont

by Jonoc33 August 4, 2011