shoefiti

The artistic expression of slinging shoes tied together by their laces over power lines. Generally photographs are taken of the shoefito for distribution among fellow "artists" as well as the general public.

Gerry is quite the shoefiti artist. He's gone through eight pairs of Keds this week alone!

by David MacInroy June 9, 2007

Skeefer

Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.

That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.

by moosiclogic September 15, 2009

shoeface

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.

1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.

by Weeedy April 22, 2007

shoefart

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.

Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.

by OrangeDiva October 6, 2008

skonf

1. (n) A video and/or VOIP conference using the Skype protocol/network
2. (v) To establish or engage in a video or VOIP conference using the Skype protocol/network

Ex. 1 - Join the skonf, man! Everyone's doing it!!
Ex. 2 - No thanks, I don't really want to skonf right now.

by skrateup November 5, 2010

Skyefalled

The drunkest possible state achievable by a human being. Usually results in the subject being barely mobile, monumentally fucked and crying out for a shag.

'"WANNA SHAG FWOM HENWEEEEEE"
"Oh shit, she's totally skyefalled...again"

by MizzleMcGrizzle November 3, 2015

Skefanny

The type of person that will go out of their way to make you feel better they’re gorgeous inside and out love giving advice that they don’t even take and if they really tried could pull whoever they wanted to

This girl skefanny got me on some new shit man

by Skskekskksksksksksksksk April 15, 2019