Shlanket

A small blanket to keep your shlank (penis)warm at night

Where's my shlanket?

by The Captain (matador) June 17, 2009

Slanket

a byproduct of turning your girl over while going for some hot doggie style sex. The ensuing tangle of sexy babe and comfy blankets is a crazy sex burrito known as the slanket.

We were bumpin nasties when my girl got slanketed.

by The Slanket king May 20, 2009

Sclanket

A portmanteau of the words "scarf" and "blanket". A garment that is larger than a scarf but smaller then a blanket.

Araceli looks really great in her sclanket, I wonder where she bought it.

by sclanketlover April 5, 2018

slanket

n. A cheap knock-off of a Snuggie.

That bitch stole my Snuggie and said it was her Slanket!

by SexyBabii November 17, 2010

slanket

A blanket with sleeves for females. If a male has one he is probably a fag.

I can't believe vin has a slanket. What a fag.

by Bobby Jones IV January 10, 2009

Skanket

From the phrase "Wet Blanket"

A skanket's kids would be skanklets.

Dude #1: There is one in every crowd.
Dude #2:What?
Dude #1:A wet blanket
Dude #2: Oh you mean a Skanket

Example 2:
Cynthia is such a fat fucking skanket. If she wasn't in here everything would be fine.

by Vyse6669 January 22, 2009

skankety wankety

when a bitch is just too nasty to risk screwing, but you will still FAP with her in mind. For example: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Amy Winehouse....

man yesterday this "skankety wankety" was just so damn nasty.

by McClusterfuck May 16, 2010