Person A: no way it's the dude who has the Skittle Touch! That must be so awesome
Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.
Person A: lmao dope
Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.
Person A: lmao dope
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Your special person/soul mate. Your other half. Some would call the love of ones life.
Sees the good and bad and loves unconditionally.
The person that brings out the best in you in a healthy and positive way. Sexually, Emotionally, and Physically.
Sees the good and bad and loves unconditionally.
The person that brings out the best in you in a healthy and positive way. Sexually, Emotionally, and Physically.
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Get the Lil skittle mug.Stoned Know it All Syndrome (SKitAllS sounds like "skittles"): When a high or stoned person exhibits extreme intellectual subject matter expertise, skewing towards braggadocious illustration of their knowledge on a specific topic.
Person may demonstrate extremely strong convictions of their perceived knowledge, especially where the issue is a) not that serious or b) no one is questioning said knowledge.
Common illustrations will appear as ongoing rants on given topics that non-stoned people will see as ridiculous.
Person may demonstrate extremely strong convictions of their perceived knowledge, especially where the issue is a) not that serious or b) no one is questioning said knowledge.
Common illustrations will appear as ongoing rants on given topics that non-stoned people will see as ridiculous.
Dude, Ben had a bad case of SKitAllS last night. He sent like 30 texts in a row about these damn pedal bearings and how they weren’t serviceable, and anybody who objected was an idiot! What a stoned rant!
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