by Skutty April 29, 2005
Get the Skitler mug.The event in which a man enters a situation where two women desperately want to fornicate with him. After considerable debate that cannot be resolved both women cut their losses, strip down and pursue to have a wild threesome with said lucky man.
Friend: So which one of those two girls did you hook up with last night, dude?
Said lucky man: Bro, the stars aligned, the chicks decided it was better to pleasure me together, and it turned into an all out skitterscatter! So easy.
Said lucky man: Bro, the stars aligned, the chicks decided it was better to pleasure me together, and it turned into an all out skitterscatter! So easy.
by geezbisquit December 18, 2010
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When a guy is penetrating someone by way of anal sex. He then pulls out and if there is any shit on his dick, wipes it on the upper lip of his sexual partner.
Man 1: Dude, that girl was a freak. She wanted me to give her a shitlerstache!
Man 2: That's fuckin' weird.
Man 2: That's fuckin' weird.
by Ihaveweirdfriends666 September 8, 2016
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