skitters

The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.

--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?

A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!

It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

I 'et too menny peaches and now I've got teh skitters!

by Messy Bumm July 16, 2005

Skitter

A substance that seens to be on the walls of every fucking public toilet I go into.

Ethan: "Don't go into thon toilet, she's a

bad job."

Daniel: "Sure it can't be that bad."

*Daniel enters toilet *

Daniel: *Gags* "Oh Jaysus, there's skitter

every road."

by The Skitter Man December 16, 2018

Rim Skitter

A person who give anal peasure by licking of the anal sphincter to cause pleasure

"He is a Rim Skitter as he enjoyed using his tounge on a anal sphincter"

by Jake_2792* February 25, 2009

skitzer

A term that describes a person who regularly uses methamphetamine.

That guy was talking and moving around so fast, he must be a skitzer.

by Manda in Texas August 16, 2008

shitlery

see Hillary Clinton a piece of shit

a hairy,smelly,lesbo bitch who looks and smells like shit

by dyke buster December 8, 2003

skiller

A person in Runescape, who will rather develop his non-combat skills than killing monsters and raising combat stats all the time.

Lvl 97: Fletching lvl?
Lvl 54: 89
Lvl 97: Whoa! Total lvl?
Lvl 54: 1428 :-)
Lvl 97: Skiller! im only 1213 :S

by Kingsize Kenny December 3, 2006

Skiler

A beautiful girl who can always put a smile on your face. Everything about her is contagious and she's someone you just can't get enough of. She will brighten up your day no matter what.

gorgeous, sunshine, funny, Skiler

by bunchesofflirt April 24, 2009