skatemark

n. laceration, usually deep and on the leg, caused by a skate during a game of hockey; generally considered a mark of honour and not something to whine about.

Look at that cut! I think my achilles tendon is sliced!

Suck it up princess. It's just a skatemark.

by gnostic1 July 10, 2011

suitemate

rommie in college; preferably female

by nick October 1, 2003

Shitemare

Either a particularly awful bout of turd-time or a simple word-smash indicating a situation or event that goes above and beyond humanely endurable conditions, necessitating such wordage.

"How's the project going?"

"Oh, it's a shitemare!"

by Formaldehyde_Park July 1, 2016

Skypemare

When the Skype video cam "service" only serves to frustrate. One minute on, 3 minutes off = BS! High Blood pressure inducing nightmare.

"We we trying to rehearse via cam for the upcoming performance, but it turned into a Skypemare!"

by Arcanna August 27, 2013

suitemate

female roommate in college.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

suitemate

Someone who shares your bathroom/living room/kitchen in college but does not share a bedroom with you.

King Stiv was my suitemate and I sang Champagne Supernova late at night much to his chagrin.

by Downvoting Victim February 24, 2011

shitmare

Shitmare~ When one has to take a raging shit but all the bathrooms are occupied.

johnny i need the bathroom!!!
im about to have a shitmare!!!

by anonymous November 23, 2010