skitey

Slippery. A dodgy person

Common in Scotland.

"He's a skitey wee thing." "Serves you right for being skitey". "I don't wish to sound skitey, but ..." "She is a skitey eyed cow."

In the context of the weather, in place of slippery, you might say "watch out outside, its a bit skitey".

by Bill Burns November 2, 2007

Skiteles

Pronounced skite-alls. A popular game/past-time originating at Cavendish Castle, London. Bottles of beer are consumed which, once empty, form the "skiteles". One skitle per competitor is lined up at the start of the game. Skitles must be two inches apart. A tennis ball is then tossed at the skiteles from approximately 5 metres range. One bounce only is permitted prior to the "skite drop" (the moment the ball hits ths skiteles). If no skitles are knocked down a full bottle of beer is downed by the player with the toss(known as a "skitleleman") and that empty bottle is added to the game. For every skitele that is knocked down, one digit of beer is assigned to the other competing skitlemen. The winner is the last skitleman standing. If a skitleman is sick he is out of the game.

Colin: "Anyone for a game of skiteles?"
Robbie: "Aye, I'll play."

by Captain Skite April 4, 2009

skite depression

skite depression is the fear after having a big boozing session, and being worried about what you have been doing, as presumbly you cant remember. and have feelings of embaressment, regret and generally wanting to find a large hole in the ground and throw yourself in head first.

e.g.skite depression is when you maybe kiss (or more) ho ho, an absolute stinker.
not remembering anything that happened the night before.
being publically inappropriate.
having a mare

by carlyrobo January 3, 2011

skirted eggshell

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

skied

someone who is or was high,a verb for the words skydreamer , skydream and skydreaming

SHIT, I was skied last night
Damn that bitch is skied
wooaaa, dont get too skied
c'mon henry, we're gonna go get skied

by Joey mah March 24, 2008

skipedabebop

A word often used when extremly bored.

"Skipedabebop, that took forever!"

by Mat Fortney February 18, 2008

skatedot

Skatedot (n.) a small park designed for skating. Often tucked into urban neighborhoods, these generally small lots are designed with rails, stairs, and concrete structures ideal for practicing tricks.

“Kim Baldwin, project manager for Parks, said the public's reaction to a skatedot, a 1,500-square-foot skateboarding area, was overwhelmingly positive at previous meetings.” –West Seattle Herald 8/3/10

by Joshtown October 4, 2010