Slingblade

To annihilate someone with words or insults, a classic 'blond' for instance who doesn't get insults to terribly well. If you have read the book 'I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell' you will understand.

"Girl "You don't have to be a jerk"
Slingblade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it."

by Slingblader July 19, 2010

slingblade

what you got in there that's good to eat?

Biscuits, for one.

by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004

Slingblade

A diss. A funny way of calling someone a retard. It's a quick reference to the 1996 movie starring Billy Bob Thornton.

No wonder your phone got hacked Slingblade, your passcode is 1-2-3-4!

by Suspencex January 18, 2022

slingblade country

Anytime you have to stop at some weird named town, usually off the interstate traveling between the eastern and western America which is the shithole known as the Mid-West.

Mike: Hey man, we need to stop for gas and I gotta take a piss.
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"

by chokeabitch September 23, 2018

Slingblade

When your cock is so powerful you can swing it to cut things in half like a samurai.

I just slingbladed that table in half!

by SlingbladeSamurai April 26, 2017

slingblade

Another way to say 'Gay' or 'Homo'.
usually stated to describe something that happened or someone.

Tom: Man! We caught Joe and Bill in the closet yesterday!

Michael:Aww! thats slingblade!

by X_Malcolm_X April 1, 2008

slingbladish

When a derpalicious women's child is stupider then she is !

My new blonde neighbor is so derpalicious , but her daughter is slingbladish!

by Salty Gatör June 1, 2017