23 Skeetdo

When you cum on a girl and then leave.

BOB: Man you got home early last night.
JERRY: Yeah, I pulled a 23 Skeetdo on that bitch.

by hairless monkey March 28, 2009

Yeetith the skeetith

To bust a nut so hard that it transcends the speed of light, and destorys the universe.

Normie: don't do it, you won't be able to see thicc anime thighs anymore!
Me(an intellectual): bitch, Yeetith the skeetith *nuts so hard that the blast sends me flying to china*

by Coochieeatingbandit November 17, 2018

skeetrod

A name for a man's penis, derived from a mispronounciation of a name Skater4life.

Oh man this party tonight better be awesome. I can't wait for some chick to show some interest in my skeetrod.

by shiftyclaybob November 15, 2009

skeeting

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT

P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog

by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

skeetosaurus rex

A Dinosaur from the Jurassic Period that was the king of the dinosaurs, at least in the department of shooting huge dinosaur loads on other smaller dinosaurs (usually slutty meat eaters.)

Caveman: What happened to you? Another Caveman Covered in Semen: Me hunting and a Skeetosaurus Rex stole my kill, and had his way with me.

by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

skeevious

a word used to discribe shady deviants, usually ones with odd or gross sexual perversions.

"he told me that he went to an anarchist gathering in colorado were he made out with a 16 year old boy in a busted hot tub with 14 other naked people." "wow, what a skeevious fucker".

by parsec delta quantum 124 April 3, 2010

Skeethong

Verb: When you move so fast that you actually age.

“That raccoon just skeethonged up around that fence”

by NapkinBoy May 26, 2019