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skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!
by Define Me! November 30, 2009
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Snackation

A vacation where an abnormally large amount of junk food or snacks are consumed.
I went on vacation last year and ate 2 boxes of pop tarts, a family size bag of cheetos, half a box of chips ahoy cookies, and a pound of sour patch kids, and that was just in the car on the way there! It ended up being a real snackation...
by Ulmo August 21, 2008
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skanktronic

whorish in nature, one who participates in acts of slut-dom.
Check out that girl over there with the tight mini-skirk. She's pretty and all, but she looks kind of skanktronic.
by Anata_the_amazing January 27, 2009
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Skankatize

A couple hoes and/or thots walk into a room with you and your boys

Hence *the room has just been skankatized*
Me: “Hey bro this is dope chillin with the boys tonight”
Friend: “Yea man a boys night for sure”
*a couple skanks walk in*

Me: “Awe man this room just got skankatized”
by TheBoysss November 13, 2021
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Skankahontas

Similar to the Disney classic beauty of all minks, explains a girl who only cares about blowing her way threw the various peer groups in society to not better herself but be just like the pure pro she is. Only cares about personal stimulation and gratification on her sensual gooby region.
Ex- Skankahontas

Can include- similar to Sharon Stone wannabees, and or the fake girls from reality TV
by Patty Miller 87 January 27, 2009
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Slackation

Although I've arrived at office, but I am in no mood to work. Let's go on slackation.
by Vi.Ar October 9, 2015
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Spankathon

A charity endurance spanking event, where you simply get spanked by people 24/7
Spank a little more to the left please...
by Whale Watcher June 10, 2003
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