spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.

hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.

by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009

Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.

April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank

by Process idiot November 21, 2022

Spank plankton

Semen.

There was spank plankton in your food

by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019

Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.

His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

Spank Pankis

Spank Pankis is a 4-player card game concisting of a mixture of various other card games. (i.e. spoons, speed, slapjack)

The phrase "Spank Pankis!" is yelled for either of two reasons. The first being to start the game, the second being to signify that you have played all of your cards and are ready to slap the smallest pile avaliable.

"Spank Pankis!" yelled Noogin.

by Cameronhajek August 24, 2008

skanky-panky

Hanky-panky between two or more skanks.

Frank and two of them strippers headed back in the alley way for a wild night of some skanky-panky!

by cheyeguy July 9, 2011

skankalanker

A PERSON WHO IS A WHORE AND LOVES IT.

Brandon D. " Lauren is such a skankalanker"
Maria E. "Yeah she had sex with Ernie and Jacob at the same time."

by its maria betch. November 5, 2009