a lot of crumpled up one dollar bills, usually smelling of ass and cocaine. people do not like being paid in stripper singles, especially if you're buying something over $20.
brittany: you have the money? its 25 you know....
me:yup, just let me count it out...( takes out wad of money)
brittany: uggghhh really? you're paying in stripper singles?!
me:yup, just let me count it out...( takes out wad of money)
brittany: uggghhh really? you're paying in stripper singles?!
by hippie.dippie.trippie September 30, 2012
Get the stripper singles mug.Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.
Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."
Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"
Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."
Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"
Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."
by TMGuy November 18, 2009
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A website populated by portly mid life crisis sufferers with delusions of gradeur, who think that riding around on an expensive push bike somehow makes up for their dull job in engineering or IT.
Various cliques can be found on this website. The most amusing being the ones who pretend to like something purely so they can be on first name terms with a washed up ex bike journalist come budget bike company owner or some muppet who draws pictures of sheep and waffles on in a pretentious manner. The actual condiment is more entertaining.
Various cliques can be found on this website. The most amusing being the ones who pretend to like something purely so they can be on first name terms with a washed up ex bike journalist come budget bike company owner or some muppet who draws pictures of sheep and waffles on in a pretentious manner. The actual condiment is more entertaining.
"I'm an overwieght, stuffy, pompous engineer with a lack of personality is there anywhere I can go to have petty arguements with people just like me?"
"Of course there is, try singletrackworld"
"Of course there is, try singletrackworld"
by chipps November 19, 2007
Get the singletrackworld mug.Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.
Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
by lauren000007 February 5, 2006
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