sugerman

The act of having sexual relations with a disease-riddled ex-girlfriend on an elevator in a shitty hotel with the express purpose of contracting a disease in order to avoid taking exams and/or raising the child conceived in said elevator, then smoking a post-coitus bacon flavored cigarette.

Rather than study for his exams, Dirty Johnny called up his ex-girlfriend for a little sugerman.

by miketysonspunchout1234 July 10, 2009

Sistermance

The female equivalent of bromance. Love and affection shared by two straight females.

Not to be confused with shoujo-ai, yuri, or femslash.

Jamie: "Have you seen Firefly? Kaylee and Inara have the cutest sistermance."
Sam: "Agreed! Mal and Wash's bromance is awesome, too."

by Skydive Off Isengard August 11, 2014

simmerman

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.

There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.

by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

Kitty Singerson

Kitty Forman, from the FOX hit That 70's Show, was named Kitty Singerson before she met Red Forman at a dance.

Kelso: Hey Mrs.Foreman, what was your name before you met Red?
Kitty: Kitty Singerson, why?
Kelso: Just wonderin'.
Red: That kid is on dope!
*Kelso runs away*

by JAFO. June 22, 2011

be there or be silverman

it's a phrase that tells you to be somewhere or else you will be a bitch who basically sits and home and does nothing

John: okay everyone, triple kegger at dave's house, be there or be silverman

Jack: Yeah that silverman is a pussy he never shows up to anything.

by ronny134534053 April 10, 2011

Jesse Ningerman

A fat kid that gets expelled from school because they found pictures of children in his locker.

Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019

slingerland

The best drums ever.

"dude, I heard you playing on that slingerland, it sounded loud and awesome!"

by Spam! November 3, 2006